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let’s keep elephants the way they are

added by: atom • 2009.02.07 - 03:11

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tags: comic, elephants, nightmare

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255 Responses to:
“let’s keep elephants the way they are”

  1. jason Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p


  2. jason2 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble


  3. Jason3 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble


  4. LOLOL Says:

    You Jason’s are all niggers.


  5. jason4 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!


  6. Evie Says:

    Holy crap. Sometimes I’m afraid to Stumble. And it’s because of things like this. I agree lets keep elephants the way they are.


  7. jason5 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?


  8. jason6 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.


  9. Matthew Says:

    Agreed, we should keep them the way they are!! I mean…c’mon people.


  10. jason7 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?


  11. sworen Says:

    Bah, this is image is way too designed to produce a false image of what it would really look like. That hard ridge over the eyes and the grinning open mouth is producing a more evil look.

    ‘paid for by the elephants with no trunk or ears campaign’


  12. inorite Says:

    yeah you’re right sworen, this is not even realistic at all. i call photoshop.


  13. KenNAY Says:

    I think your thinking too much into it. Take it for face value.


  14. Jason8 Says:

    C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!


  15. Jason8 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.


  16. Sleepwalker Says:

    fun… even though its originally from a comic called ‘A Simple Apology


  17. Jason9 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf


  18. Jason11 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?


  19. atom Says:

    SHUT THE HELL UP ALL OF YOU


  20. Jason13 Says:

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*


  21. Jason14 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!


  22. Jason -3 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.


  23. Jason14 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19


  24. Jason -3 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Sadly #14, you get married to ScrotumBum95. You are the laughing stock of future Jason Family Reunions.


  25. Jason15 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.


  26. toadpole Says:

    Whats even more scary is if they could walk around on two legs and had fingers and hands! And opposable thumbs! Then we’d be pretty much extinct.


  27. jason x Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . . .


  28. Jason10 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS………


  29. JasonBoobs Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    BRAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS………

    (.)(.)


  30. prettymuchyeah Says:

    wow…I love the jason thing…and the elephants are going to get us.
    They are going to mate with the seals.


  31. ryan Says:

    Thats a good idea for a horror movie. Got me laughing at any rate, and we need all the laughs we can get.


  32. Simple Says:

    Is this drawing done by a 5yr kid ? Its funny but not much good..


  33. Laura Says:

    are you gonna be allright Jason? ;D


  34. Taylor Says:

    I love the jason thing.
    and whichever one of you was baked when you saw this, I’m retardedly baked at the moment and this cracked me up


  35. Cin77 Says:

    OMG Beware elephant evolution! Maybe they keep them to lull us into a false sense of security?

    BTW the guy that said it photoshopped: dude you are so wrong the pixels look fine. Its real mate, trust me. I know


  36. Jason13's Machete Says:

    ((Taylor Says:

    I love the jason thing.
    and whichever one of you was baked when you saw this, I’m retardedly baked at the moment and this cracked me up ))

    I, too, am stoned to the point of mental retardation. And yet I know there is only one Jason…


  37. Jasons Gay Says:

    gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy


  38. Jason21 Says:

    this has to be the most random thing i’ve ever seen…. but good point :-p

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    Man, you guys know I don’t like hotpockets!!


  39. Michiel Says:

    Thats pretty amazing. I would be scared to death if I would ever run into such an elephant.


  40. baked stumbler Says:

    cool but where were the elephants?


  41. Alvin Says:

    Damn…the origin of Predators…


  42. Jason2000 Says:

    Back from the future…


  43. Jason -3 Says:

    Jason2000 is a faux Jason.

    Fail is fail.


  44. FreddyVs. Says:

    JASON?!?!?! Oh, it’s on.


  45. LOLOL2 Says:

    the original lolol is right you jason’s are all niggers but us lolol’s have awful grammar


  46. Super Jason Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA


  47. Jason22 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!


  48. Simon Says:

    The picture was good but the jason thing was better lol. :D


  49. Jason 3000 Says:

    If jason had no ears and no nose…. HE WOULD BE FUCKING TERRIFYING


  50. Jason Says:

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it!


  51. Anonymous Says:

    Oh man I love stumble.


  52. Simon2 Says:

    Sup guys?


  53. fuckingjason Says:

    guysguys i’m horny, jason orgy?


  54. timestops Says:

    has anyone noticed how time has stopped on this website.

    those fucking Jasons screwing with the universe.


  55. Jason100 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason


  56. jason1337 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland


  57. Jason42 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets


  58. Jason43 Says:

    That was hilarous


  59. Jason 666 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!


  60. Jess Says:

    The greatest thing about this is not the elephant.
    It is the Jason.
    And no one even knows unless they read the comments.
    I just hope everyone reads the comments.


  61. JASON43 Says:

    HAHAHA DIREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS


  62. ElliottStrange Says:

    Jason is awesome.


  63. Jeslyn. Says:

    ha!
    so true and so great.


  64. jason69 Says:

    Hot pockets give me diarrhea….


  65. jason5 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    Jasons… what have we become? We have become corrupted and revealed our secrets. The Jason legacy will soon wither and die.


  66. Jason16 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow



  67. Jason17 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.


  68. Dago Says:

    This is so fucked up!! but the best thing i’ve read today!!!


  69. hahaha wow Says:

    The picture was… interesting… jasons was wicked. right on.


  70. JasonVonTeese Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!


  71. Jasoñ Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing


  72. jasonsarefunnylol Says:

    you jason’s are hilarious! i really can’t decide whats funnier the drawing or the jason comments….
    i’m gonna go with the jason’s on this one lol


  73. kitty Says:

    JASON 1-100,

    I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF YOU.

    <3


  74. pussy Says:

    lol oh jasons


  75. ok then... Says:

    do you guys have nothing better to do? You completely killed the Jason thing. Jason is dead


  76. ow! fuck! Says:

    completely irrelevant comment.


  77. Gooseberry69 Says:

    Man the Jason’s made me laugh, you guys better be there for the personality check-up this saturday!!!


  78. the mr the doublecross Says:

    this is what i love about the net.


  79. d3NieD Says:

    I want one, one of each, a Jason and one of those elephant kinda thingy s ! where can I buy them ?


  80. Free Stuff 100 Says:

    Very nice stuff , thanks for sharing dude . It really show me a new sense :-)


  81. cooljason Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts


  82. jason 13420 Says:

    photoshoped. The pixels are all wrong on those other Jasons.


  83. 2jasons1cup Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!


  84. Jason Astley Says:

    We’re no strangers to love….


  85. Jason911 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.


  86. Jasons's mum Says:

    jesus! why did i give all of you the same name!


  87. Michael Jason Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.


  88. allie Says:

    haha. Jasons…


  89. jason24 Says:

    It really isn’t that funny. Why are you guys posting on this site? We are supposed to be making shoes for the chinese.

    Bastards


  90. Gayson Says:

    Jason through Jason14, as well as -3 were pure fucking genius, the rest of the Jasons lacked the true spirit and killed it. Way to go you fuckheaded seminols.


  91. Mason Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock


  92. Mason2 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.


  93. dorothy Says:

    did your elephant have ears and a nose?
    i think elephants are cute even when terribly deformed


  94. Mason3 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.


  95. CCCCOMBOBREAKER Says:

    CCCCCOMBOBREAKER


  96. Sarah Says:

    I want to marry Jason. :]


  97. Mason4 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.

    I once rocked a curve out of an elephant.


  98. Mason5 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.

    I once rocked a curve out of an elephant.

    I once elephanted a curve out of a rock.


  99. Jason over 9000 Says:

    Guess what vegeta said about my power level again… man that guy ticks me off.


  100. wow... Says:

    jason you are crazy… all of you…


  101. Omeganon Says:

    Jason and Mason can eat a big brown boner for breakfast.


  102. jason1150 Says:

    Hi Everybody(Doctor nick Impression)


  103. the real jason Says:

    I am the real Jason!


  104. Mason6 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.

    I once rocked a curve out of an elephant.

    I once elephanted a curve out of a rock.

    I once elephanted a rock out of a curve


  105. BakedJason Says:

    No, no pinkeye for me. Just really, really hiiiiiigh.

    10 Points of Awesome.


  106. Anonymous Says:

    it reminds me of sunshine on the horizon, telling me it’s time for a funnel cake


  107. Mason3(AGAIN) Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.

    I once rocked a curve out of an elephant.

    I once elephanted a curve out of a rock.

    I once elephanted a rock out of a curve

    I once curved an elephant with my cock


  108. JasonInfinite Says:

    I…. am from the end of time……..


  109. Cris Says:

    I have to be the person that say “photoshopped” so there it was. Photoshopped. Lolness.


  110. lede Says:

    Are they not walruses?


  111. Mason9 Says:

    I once carved an elephant out of a rock

    I once carved a rock out of an elephant.

    I once rocked an elephant out of a curve.

    I once rocked a curve out of an elephant.

    I once elephanted a curve out of a rock.

    I once elephanted a rock out of a curve

    I once curved an elephant with my cock.

    I once elephanted an elephant out of an elephant.


  112. Jason Norris Says:

    fuck i wish a had a good enough line to make this work…i’m sorry everyone.


  113. harringf Says:

    Well, I certainly applaud anyone wanting to eat 100 big Macs, but take it from this old McDonald’s rat, I’ve spent my entire adult life eating at McDonnald’s, and a program like this one can do more harm than good.


  114. JASONisGAYname Says:

    it still has trunks and ears



  115. Jason'sMom Says:

    Where are all the HotPockets?



  116. YOU KICK ASS Says:

    KEEP IT GOIN!! jason kicks ass


  117. YOU KICK ASS Says:

    wait a second there has to be more than one jason because if u look at the time and dates they are all the same. hey jasons do u guys have any sisters? single sisters…


  118. Melissa Says:

    This is fucking ridiculous.


  119. Jason's Mason Says:

    I once carved a hotpocket from an elephantoneous rock


  120. Jason's Mason2 Says:

    I once elephantoneously rocked a hotpocket from my pants


  121. Jason's Mason3 Says:

    I once raped an elephant


  122. FaceSon Says:

    I once told an excellent joke that made an other person feel embarrassed. OK that was a lie, but I did rape an elephant. OK and elephant raped me, don’t judge.


  123. Greaseman Says:

    if you took away the elephant’s legs and replaced them with flippers you are just left with a walrus. and everyone knows that walruses are the terrors of the sea. they also have HUGE cocks, like, bigger than an elephant’s cock.


  124. NotJason Says:

    Stop fucking elephants!


  125. Alexander Murdoch Says:

    124 posts for this fuckin’ draw?
    We are insane…


  126. kurt Says:

    they would look like a big walrus. not too terrifying …


  127. Jason's Mason4 Says:

    If you took chuck norris, an elephant, a hotpocket, and Alexander Murdoch, what would you get


  128. Anonymous Says:

    yea, but if it was the size of a mouse we could just step on it


  129. Yo Dawg Says:

    I herd u like elephants, so I put an elephant in ur elephant so u can elephant while u elephant.


  130. 2009.02.07 -03:11 Says:

    best…jason….EVER


  131. Sophia Says:

    BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
    this is pure win.


  132. AJA Says:

    Wondering about the Jason silence?
    we here at the Anti Jason association(Aja) have been following this pack for quite awhile we waited tell they were all brought out in the open..
    then we pounced like wild cats in the night scurrying for some Delicious milk.
    all your jasons belong to us


  133. AJA2 Says:

    Wondering about the Jason silence?
    we here at the Anti Jason association(Aja) have been following this pack for quite awhile we waited tell they were all brought out in the open..
    then we pounced like wild cats in the night scurrying for some Delicious milk.
    all your jasons belong to us

    No way!, we thought we where the only organization hunting jasons


  134. waleed Says:

    this is wicked


  135. ................................................... Says:

    WHY IS IT STILL 3:11?!?


  136. ...................................................2 Says:

    WHY IS IT STILL 3:11?!?

    WHY IS IT STILL THE 7TH?!?


  137. Return of the Jason Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place



  138. evlknevl Says:

    gay site


  139. si Says:

    Old and STOLEN


  140. i dont have a name Says:

    i finkish jasoneth iseth the artisteth ofeth thiseth comic


  141. crappy posts, but comments win the internets Says:

    lol’d


  142. Anonymous Says:

    Being an elephant with no ears and trunk,I find the statement “they’d be f===ing terrifying ” offensive.An apology is in order good sir!!


  143. Whitney Says:

    Jason13, I saw your movie tonight, and I just have one thing to say …

    Say hi to Mommy – IN HELL!


  144. Darth Jason Says:

    Jasons, I am your father!


  145. Johan Says:

    what are trunks?


  146. Anonymous Says:

    being a Jason, I find the statement “I am so baked” offensive. An apology is in order good sir!!


  147. jason 51 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble


  148. Anonymous Says:

    ede Says:
    2009.02.07 – 03:11

    Are they not walruses?

    yes i believe they are….and im glad that jason has enough weed to do this.. thats a lot of weed.


  149. Anonymous2 Says:

    ede Says:
    2009.02.07 – 03:11

    Are they not walruses?

    yes i believe they are….and im glad that jason has enough weed to do this.. thats a lot of weed.

    We are anonymous. We are Legion. We are….BEHIND YOU!


  150. JaSun Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    Hi Let’s Keep Elephants The Same Way They Are « BuelahMan’s Redstate Revolt. Aren’t you so glad that evlknevl old Bush & Cheney have moved on out office.

    Seriously, it’s time for us to start sitting with each other and see the solution…first review the User’s Guide http://www.sagewisdom.org/usersguide.html and meet at the Zendo or Ganesha’s place. By the way Ganesha is often met with Sally.


  151. me Says:

    wtf is going on


  152. ScrotumBum95 Says:

    Hi Jason14 just want’s to thank you for last night, but it seems like i have lost my set of dentures, have you seen it?


  153. High 420 NOW Says:

    yo i stumbled and found this high as fuck hjahahhaa soo good dude


  154. Jason18 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!


  155. Jay's Son Says:

    GUYS LETS KEEP IT COOL


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  157. TOMMYTANK Says:

    keep elphants the way they r plz

    thanx


  158. Jason and the Argonauts Says:

    any of you Jason’s got my jumper?


  159. daisieewhoo? Says:

    woah.
    lovely jasons. <3

    haha.
    best shit ever. (:


  160. Imawiener Says:

    the would be very terifying


  161. Jason's mom Says:

    Hi guys, has any body seen Jason?


  162. J son Says:

    POKE SMOT!!!!


  163. poke smot Says:

    its photoshopped @ J son: What?


  164. Jasons's's's Landlord Says:

    Hey! You guys still owe me this month!


  165. thats right Says:

    what would an elephant be doing in pants with corn?


  166. jay sun Says:

    this is serious, guys.


  167. NICE Says:

    Jasons RULE!! funniest thing EVERRRRRR


  168. Jason's Sister Says:

    Jason, stop being a dick and give me back my diary!
    I’M TELLING MUM!!!


  169. Elephant modifier Says:

    Elephants look better without trunks and ears, they look more like me.


  170. Babu Says:

    This nice to be baked . But I got 40000 clicks in a day from this site and earning over $ 60000 a month . Try it now it is FREE .


  171. Jay-San Says:

    Hiy-YAaa Wahhhhh KIeyaaaa Jason-san you must break the brick before you can expect to defet the mighty Aja…. Oh and one more thing, kick jackys ass well your at it.


  172. TinBasherGil Says:

    My god,the whole elephant thing made me laugh but not as much as the whole jason thing that has spiralled off. top notch banter you crazy guys


  173. Rika Shay Says:

    Wow. You guys are incredible.
    Long live the Jasons! <3


  174. Johnny Says:

    they look like fucking stormtroopers


  175. jay's son Says:

    iyiy baby


  176. BREEson Says:

    BREE BREE BREEE


  177. jay's son Says:

    bree……


  178. Tisti Says:

    this is why i love stumbleupon.
    Jasons are my life!!!


  179. BREEson Says:

    iyiy….


  180. Jason -1 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo


  181. The Jason strikes back Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.


  182. Jason666 Says:

    Greetings all my Jasons,

    You have done well to take over this site, next stop, the WORLD!!!!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!


  183. roddy Says:

    All hail the almighty slendiferous onipotent all seeing all dancing JASON. get his latest DVD at Amazon , it’s particularly pertinant.


  184. Anonymous Says:

    dickbutt


  185. Anonymous2 Says:

    dickbutt but dick’s butt


  186. Jasonator Says:

    Come with me if you want to live.


  187. Emma Says:

    Who is Jason? Where is his place…and can I come…?
    I don’t like hotpockets though….I’ll bring my own cereal, thanks.


  188. AJason Says:

    Okay Jasons I have a plan, I saw it in a comment once but I’m pretty sure it’ll work.
    [Jason(x)+AJA]/0 = HOOOOOOOLY FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

    Now that we have combined, no one in the universe can stop AJason!!


  189. Paul Says:

    It just goes to show you can’t be too careful.


  190. alice Says:

    haha good point !! … they can be scary enough already !


  191. SMELLME2 Says:

    Thus, a meme was born.


  192. JSUN Says:

    dudes what is up .. i’d like some hotpockets


  193. Nason Says:

    wow, this whole page is amazing.


  194. GoJason27! Says:

    The Jasons thread is almost funnier than the cartoon…


  195. Ajason Says:

    WahahahAHAHAHAH!!!
    Look how Strong i am now!!!!!
    nobody has to be afraid of those stupid elephants anymore
    if you see them just come to my place and i’ll kick there big fat asses
    My adress is:
    1530 Chestnut St, Philadelphia, PA, United States‎ – (215) 561-6178‎
    i’m waiting for you…


  196. notJason Says:

    I called that Philly number. They had no idea that all this elephant talk was going on and i found them to be very rude as well.


  197. notJason Says:

    I called that Philly number. They had no idea that all this elephant talk was going on and i found them to be very rude as well. if you give me a call and ask about the elephants we can have a lucid discourse on the matter. 647 988 4222 ask for Rob and make sure you ask if elephants should be left the way they are!


  198. GOGOGADJET-JASON Says:

    :D


  199. pharm fairy Says:

    I too called the number…the residents of the addressed number would like to kick you in the balls.


  200. lol Says:

    all the jasons are one person


  201. Ajason Says:

    Muhahaha. Every day we continue to gain more Jason power. Soon we will take over the Jasonet!


  202. Butt Sex Jason Says:

    I’m confused. I called the Philly number and when we talked… did you say butt sex, or anything but sex?


  203. Jason Hunter Says:

    Oh my lord… They found the duplication machine…


  204. Roddy Says:

    E=Mc Jasoned + it’s relative !


  205. Johnson Says:

    o hai guize wuts goin on??


  206. Mrs. McCason Says:

    Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCason
    Had twenty-three sons and she named them all Jason?

    Well, she did. And that wasn’t a smart thing to do.
    You see, when she wants one and calls out, “Yoo-Hoo!
    Come into the house, Jason!” she doesn’t get ONE.
    All twenty-three Jasons of hers come on the run!

    This makes things quite difficult at the McCason’s
    As you can imagine, with so many Jasons.
    And often she wishes that, when they were born,
    She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn
    And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
    And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
    And one of them Shadrack. And one of them Blinkey.
    And one of them Stuffy. And one of them Stinkey.
    Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
    Another one Marvin O’Gravel Balloon Face.
    And one of them Ziggy. And one Soggy Muff.
    One Buffalo Bill. And one Biffalo Buff.
    And one of them Sneepy. And one Weepy Weed.
    And one Paris Garters. And one Harris Tweed.
    And one of them Sir Michael Carmichael Zutt
    And one of them Oliver Boliver Butt
    And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate…
    But she didn’t do it. And now it’s too late.


  207. roddy Says:

    Once upon a time there were three Jasons , Poppa Jason , Momma Jason and Baby Jason,


  208. Call Girl Says:

    Jason, call me when you want to get together for the orgy with your brothers. Don’t wanna miss it.


  209. Anonymous Says:

    what?


  210. jason23 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson


  211. roddy Says:

    May the Jason be with you


  212. Jason Christ Says:

    We are your messiah. The holy trinity is a lie: we are not a trinity but an infinite span of Jasons. We are one and we are many. We can turn water into wine and weeds into weed.

    Give us your souls or else we will punish you for all eternity. Address all prayers to Their Excellencies the Jasons, Supreme Pwners of Your Lumpy Lame-ass Asses.

    We make no guarantees. Whether you accept us or not, we will probably smite you.


  213. red light Says:

    no


  214. kdskid007 Says:

    That was SO random. I love it! Completely 100% true, too. They WOULD be terrifying ^^


  215. roddy Says:

    some assembly required , no Jasons included .


  216. Kelcey Says:

    Well maybe that’s why they were made with trunks and ears! ever think of that bitches!


  217. NinjaJason7 Says:

    I’m not the first NinjaJason here…


  218. Jason 117 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs


  219. roddy Says:

    last night I saw upon the stairs
    a little Jason that wasn’t there
    he wasn’t there again today
    gee I wish Jason would go away


  220. Shelbieschizo Says:

    OMg.
    The picture is great.
    The jasons are wayy better
    :p
    the masons are gayy.
    bahahahahah.


  221. Jason 666 Says:

    I’m just hopping onto the bandwagon, sorry.


  222. Joe Cool Says:

    who thinks of this shit?


  223. Anonymous Says:

    gotta go


  224. crowswing Says:

    while stumbling along minding my own business this wonderfully weird page crept across my screen; well, it more bounced before me, and I fell right into it … love it! who thinks of this stuff is a great question, but keep thinking it up. you’ve made my day.


  225. crowswing Says:

    and I am not an asshole. been told I’ve been many things, but never that one. whew!


  226. atb Says:

    They’d be walruses.


  227. !!! Says:

    The whole jason thing is better than the elephant thing! it’s amazing! lol


  228. Anonymous Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs


  229. Jason99 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…


  230. Jason267 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.


  231. Jason Pi(π) Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.

    Brothers! I have returned from… When did mom have so many…1,2,3…54,55,56…88,89,90…545666545, 545666545,545666546…How many Jasons are there?!?!?!?


  232. roddy Says:

    On the first day god created Jason …………………………


  233. LOLKYLE Says:

    LMAO i don’t know what’s funnier, the picture, or the discussion


  234. Corey Says:

    This is friggen hilarious. I really have no idea what else to say to this.


  235. jason318 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.

    Brothers! I have returned from… When did mom have so many…1,2,3…54,55,56…88,89,90…545666545, 545666545,545666546…How many Jasons are there?!?!?!?

    Brothers! We must kill spme Jasons!


  236. gregZ Says:

    really funny, but I’ll be damned if it weren’t true.


  237. dude Says:

    you’re all fucktards


  238. LOL Says:

    I wonder if jason2 will ever know what he started….


  239. Pixi Girl Says:

    You fucktards jason2 started and i end this here,nowmin this sec 1..2..3..4..5..6..7..8..9..10 *kills evry jason on this site* job done :)


  240. Nom Says:

    I love the assholes who are actually commenting on the comic.


  241. Marylin-mon-rason Says:

    On the first day god created Jason …………………………

    On the day before, jason created god

    help! a paradox! i’m out of here

    [eats entire self]


  242. Jason hater Says:

    dumb jasons i hope you all die!!!!!!!!!


  243. Jason267 Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.

    Brothers! I have returned from… When did mom have so many…1,2,3…54,55,56…88,89,90…545666545, 545666545,545666546…How many Jasons are there?!?!?!?

    Brothers! We must kill spme Jasons!

    Kill? Do you really think you can *destroy* Jason!? Jasons 1-21 combined to form SingularityJason, and the equation implies that each Jason is in fact, all the Jasons! Destroy Jason… the very idea is absurd! We will not perish.


  244. Pokeson Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.

    Brothers! I have returned from… When did mom have so many…1,2,3…54,55,56…88,89,90…545666545, 545666545,545666546…How many Jasons are there?!?!?!?

    Brothers! We must kill spme Jasons!

    Kill? Do you really think you can *destroy* Jason!? Jasons 1-21 combined to form SingularityJason, and the equation implies that each Jason is in fact, all the Jasons! Destroy Jason… the very idea is absurd! We will not perish.

    Jason! Jason! Jason!


  245. Jason99AAC Says:

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    my brothers! we are united once again!

    hey guys when’s the next meeting?

    It’s in a month at Jason3’s place. I’ll bring Hotpockets.

    Shit man, jason4, what’s it been, like fifteen years?

    Jason7, no way man. You saw him last year at Jason9’s funeral.

    Dude I’m not dead…wtf

    It wasn’t Jason9, it was Jason10! Now we’re even getting each other mixed up?

    Guys, it’s going to be Friday, my birthday soon. You know what that means. *takes out machete*

    What happened to Jason12?!

    Guys I’m from the future. It’ll be ok.. Trust me.

    Do I get married, Jason -3? I wanna get married to Amber19

    Bring some red wine and large quantities of stuff, and I’ll be all good, and we’ll all just chill.

    I have invented a machine that can combine us into one super jason. in order to do so i have to creat a black hole:

    [Jason(*)+Jason(*)]/0 = holy fuuuuuu-

    . ..

    WE ARE NO SUPERJASON!!!!!!!!
    MWUHAHAHAHAHAHA

    Guys! Guys! What happened to the pact huh? You fucking retards! Now everyone knows! EVERYONE! I think SingularityJason agrees with me, the 13-Jason mutant that he is!

    WTF?! I started off posting a perfectly reasonable comment and all these jackasses started a whole big thing because of it
    Im the real jason

    I am so fucking stoned : D
    Greetz from Holland

    Jason6 – request for four cheese pizza hot pockets

    Dude, just go fucking die. Those four cheese pizza hot pockets are mine. As well as your soul.

    And weed. Hail stoners!!

    A lot of people make grandiose claims to be a big number Jason, but I am the real jason16. pow

    delta nu psi. sorry that was greek. It means i have to go to my AA mtg which means going to a bar and drinking anonymously. Sorry if I won’t be at the reunion.

    well oil mup an slip on som stockings, looks like a party!

    Buenos dias. Jasoñ ready for the Jason MEATing

    dude dont capitalise meat in meating, your turning our reunion into an orgy hmmm…. doughnuts

    oh, nice movie, i like girls .. oH…. OH….OOOOH…. OOOOOOOOOH…. omfg… no!no!no! not in the poopie! no! NOOOOOO! baaaaaaaaaah bah!

    Sorry Guys, there’s too many people here and I’m going to have to move you all along, on the fire Marshall’s warrant.

    You go ahead and move all those other Jasons along, I’m going to be right here until the last child Jason makes out…alive…with me.

    My Jason brothers!! We must save the world from the Jason eating Elephant post! or just fingerbang each other at Mason’s place

    i am so baked
    and that was the best thing to have ever suddenly popped up on my screen
    after hitting stumble

    Hi brothers we have to stand up and fight the AJA organization, enough of this madness… madness?…THIS IS SPARTA!!

    Brothers, where are you. I am disapearing. Back in time. Noooooooo

    Jason, you must use the Jason. Heres a Jasonsaber to help fight the AJA.

    Richardson

    Quick!! Jason Powers is coming!! get out your JRs

    If none of my brothers mind, I think I will make a comic about our life. Our dear mother and sister will be in it too! I wish you all could help me, it’s going to be hard drawing all of you! Why oh why was I the only who took to art? *dramatic sigh* Oh wait, there was Jason267… I wonder whatever happened to him? I think he got crushed when we all ran to the kitchen for Hotpockets…

    No no! I’m here and alive and well. I generally find comics to be bland and uninteresting. An interpretive dance, however, would certainly suffice to tell our story.

    Brothers! I have returned from… When did mom have so many…1,2,3…54,55,56…88,89,90…545666545, 545666545,545666546…How many Jasons are there?!?!?!?

    Brothers! We must kill spme Jasons!

    Kill? Do you really think you can *destroy* Jason!? Jasons 1-21 combined to form SingularityJason, and the equation implies that each Jason is in fact, all the Jasons! Destroy Jason… the very idea is absurd! We will not perish.

    Hi, I am Jason from the era of the Anti-Christ. I love our new pope, and guess what they’ve done at the vatican..they burn a 100 acre field equivalent of marijuana and all those who seek redemption stand on the chimney..sure as hell you get there…And yeah, Jason brothers pawn in the new era…


  246. kara Says:

    wow. random.


  247. atom Says:

    I really can’t believe you faggots are still on about this.


  248. atom Says:


    Thanks for stopping by, but comments are now closed on this post due to high levels of fail. Please find some other post to shame with your lame attempts at humor.



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